vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population
Whats the most funny/wierdest thing that has happened to you in the last few months?

Really nothing that stands out XD OH finding out an ex became a stripper. That happened.

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
SLEEPOVER SATURDAY!!!

paramorre:

•fuck marry kill
•tell me about your crush 
•tell me about your day
•funny/embarrassing stories
•stuff about you 
•advice
•questions in general 
•truth/dare 
•would you rathers 
•bad jokes/puns 
•anything really

SLEEPOVER SATURDAY

yxxz:

Ask/tell/request anything of me!

  • Ask me a question
  • Ask me an NSFW question
  • Tell me to post a picture/selfie
  • Send me “would you rathers”
  • Send me “have you evers”
  • Send me “marry, fuck, kills”
  • Send me “this or thats”
  • Ask me what I think about a celebrity or tumblr user.
  • Send me weird/funny/creepy stories
  • Tell me your crush’s description
  • Ask for advice (but I’m shit at it)
  • Ask me to draw a picture.
  • Literally ask me anything
  • Literally
I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty

nyrma:

starlordmarth:

There is no god

NO

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

augustussinclairofficial:

R I S E